Brat: MA my friends and me have started Metoo campaign
Me: 
all worked up I decide to tell him that Metoo is a campaign started by Alyssa Milano and it is about disrespectful attitude towards women and so on….
The brat stops me midway
Brat: “eww! MA our campaign was , whenever you stodgy parents beat us we would say Metoo to each other
Me : 
Brat : huh!! We got this name after a brainstorming session now I guess we will have to change it to Meinbhi or aamio (Hindi and Bengali of Me too)
The brat is back to reading while am wondering whether to laugh or cry at my parenting skills 
